2.21.2012

When bad shit happens to good people (literally)


A week ago tomorrow our house was struck down by the dreaded Norovirus. This second coming of the plague has been ripping through our area of NC and while I was smugly certain we would not fall victim now that Q stays home with me, I was mistaken.

I was also mistaken that this might get me to my pre-baby goal weight. This was disappointing. It was also disappointing that my child does not poop nickels and dimes like the mythical dog my Grandma used to speak of because surely if we had a dog that shit nickels and dimes (or a baby) we would be rich!

I will spare you the gory details but boogs little bum has been on fire for almost 7 days. The only thing that seems to help is what I like to call Nana's Super Awesome Butt Balm. If your little one ever has a serious case of diaper rash give this a try:

Mix equal parts Maalox, Aquaphor and your butt paste of choice (we like Boudreaux's). Take this paste and coat that tooshy up!

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